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| MJ; There IS humour after death. | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 4 2009, 12:49 AM (159 Views) | |
| stacey | Jul 4 2009, 12:49 AM Post #1 |
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THE KING IS DEAD Michael Jackson died while trying to play the guitar. Apparently he had a heart attack after his G string snapped while trying to finger A minor. Since Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down and moulded into Lego so that children can play with him for a change... McDonalds has announced "the McJackson". It's a 50 year old piece of meat between 6 year old buns. I'm going to see a new group next month – the Jackson 4. Michael Jackson had so much plastic surgery they are moving his corpse straight into Madame Tussauds – no need for a waxwork. After the autopsy they stitched Michael Jackson up with a glue gun. Jacko died of a heart attack this morning shocked when he discovered that Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service. Bad timing with the Jacko death - he was due on a family vacation in Florida next week... he was going to Tampa with the kids. It seems Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack at home. He was in the children's ward, having a stroke. Due to Michael Jackson's unexpected demise, all of his dates in London have had to be cancelled. Starting with James, aged 10, Peter aged 9... Michael Jackson's three kids are being taken over by the NSPCC. However, Madonna has already said she would take Bubbles to add to their growing collection of monkeys! MJ is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into plastic shopping bags so that he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. MJ has just been refused entry into Heaven... Don't blame it on the sunshine, Don't blame it on the moonlight, Don't blame it on the good times, Blame it on the buggery. An autopsy has revealed that Jacko's death was drug related. Medical experts are warning of the dangers of using 7 to 10 year old crack! Confirmation has been received that Michael Jackson died today. Sources close to the Jackson family say the cause of death was a heart attack brought on by food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts. The world mourns the loss today of two great white women, Farrah and Michael. Michael Jackson wanted to be cremated, and his ashes to be placed in a box of rice bubbles - just so he could experience coming out of a kids arse again. They are going to bury Michael in South Australia - they get a 5 cent refund for recyclable plastics. He didn't die of a heart attack. He drowned in the Hudson River. His body was found bobbing under a buoy. Farrah Fawcett went into a coma. God appeared and said to her "Farrah, you have given so much pleasure to so many people, what would you like as your final wish?" Farrah said "I would like all the children around the world to be happy and safe". So God killed Michael Jackson. Police have ruled out foul play in the death of Jacko, he simply tripped over a pram in his flat. Police are blaming it on the buggy. Jacko's ghost has been sighted in a children's hospital, looks like he will continue to try to put the willies up small children. Michael Jackson is dead. Hospital staff don't know what to do with the body as plastic recycle night is not until next Tuesday. In a recent interview, Michael Jackson said he wants to have 10 children. He also said he wants to be a father again. Jacko was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" Michael asked, "What about the children?" The captain replied, "F#ck the children!" Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?" |
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| Junior | Jul 4 2009, 12:34 PM Post #2 |
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There was a cartoon in a newspaper. MJ is standing in front of God who is holding a picture of a little Michael, who of course was black. God is saying, "now tell me your real name"..... |
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| arh21980 | Jul 10 2009, 08:39 PM Post #3 |
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In life Michael touched children, in death he touched us all |
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| Junior | Jul 10 2009, 09:27 PM Post #4 |
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 I am so over hearing about the death of MJ. There are new theories every day. FFS he's gone. The end. He's left the building.....[redit][/redit] Edited by Junior, Jul 10 2009, 09:29 PM.
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| stacey | Jul 10 2009, 09:41 PM Post #5 |
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Temper, temper, you know what the doc said about your blood pressure.. |
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| Junior | Jul 11 2009, 12:13 AM Post #6 |
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My doc has left the building as well  |
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| stacey | Jul 11 2009, 12:21 AM Post #7 |
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Carnt says i blame him, i can imagine the sight he must see when he asks you to undress so he can examine you  (note to self, must get a laughing emotion) |
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| Junior | Jul 11 2009, 12:30 AM Post #8 |
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You need this emote as well <_< |
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| stacey | Jul 11 2009, 12:33 AM Post #9 |
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And what da farks that? |
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| Junior | Jul 11 2009, 12:38 AM Post #10 |
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If you add the emoticons I've requested, you'll find out |
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